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MACAM-MACAM JOMBLO
# Jomblo Sejati
Jomblo yg 1 ini murni blm prnh pcrn, blm mgerti ttg cnta, fkus pkrnx hax bljr & blm prnh nksir cpa2.
Ciri2x : kcmta tbal, pnmpilan tdk trjga, fashion brntkn, & srg klhtn korek upil d dpn umum.
# Jomblo Sniper
Jomblo yg ini blm prnh pcrm ttpi sdh ad yg sjk lma d tksirx hanya sj blm brni nmbak smpy skrg.
Ciri2x : srg tdk klhn d t4 umm krn krg PD & nyali, srg mgkal d t42 spi,kdg mmbw trpg utk mengintai & trlht mmbw byk krt glang utk nmbak cicak d dndg.
# Jomblo Negatif
Yg 1 ni bru jd jmblo stlh d pct (dbca : d tgl/d ptsin) o/ pcrx & brda dlm suasna sdh, desprated, dkcwkn, tdk bs trma knytaan & mmbnci yg nmx cnta.
Cri2x : gmpg srik, srg ksel, bad mood, emosional & mmbnci film2 b.bau rmntis. So bgi xg lg msra2x mhon hndari jomblo yg 1 ni palg yg sbet mntan pcrx. VERY DANGEROUS !!!
# Jomblo Biru
Jmblo yg 1 ni bru pts pcrn scra rsmi (sma2 mrstui) krn sdh bsan / jnuh & lg ksong.
Cri2x : wjh cria sprti nrpdna yg bru bbs, mnkmti hdup & mnmukn khdpnx kmbli, srg t.lht hangout rame2 & happy2 & byk lg. Ksmplnx MERDEKA !!!
# Jomblo Finale
Jmblo yg 1 ni sdh lg dkt2x dgn ssorg & hmpr mlps status kjmbloanx.
Cri2x : stiap hri tdk trlps dr crmin, make up, fashion update, body care, rjin2 bca zodiak, srg snym2 sndri klo lg SMS.
# Jomblo Hunter
Jmblo yg ni mnkmti khdpn jmblox & srg skali gnta gnti psgn & jmblo lg, hunting lg, jmblo lg, dst...jmblo lg.
Cri2x : pux bkt slbrti, PD abs, dya trik yg luar biasa, trlht srg TP sna sini, & mknan shri2 :add friend di efbe.
# Jomblo Impossible :
khsus cwo, yg ni brstus jmblo krna yg dtksirx adlh ssorg yg tdk mgkn d dkti lg, sprti slbrti2 (brithney, JLo, Maskot Kensington), istri ttga, pcrx konglomerat, istri smpnan bos dll.
Cri2x : sllu tmbl kren 24 jm shri 7 hri smgu, klo brbcra sprti aktor & mrsa drix Tom Cruise.
# Jomblo Forever
khusus cwek, yg ni brsttus jmblo krn mngu & brhrp bsa mnkhi pria idmn sprti : Andy Lau, Jang Dong Gun, Brad Pitt.
Cri2x : trlht mnmpl fto, pster idolax dmna2, d kmr tdur, kmr mndi, bku tlis, wallpaper hp & dlm dmptx. Dlm doax : jdiknlh aq cndrela & Jang Dong Gun pgernx.
# Jomblo Error
Jmblo ni blm prnh bs skses pcrn krn asl nmbk ssorg ggal trus, nmbk xg lain dtlak trz & sllu nksir ssorg yg sdh ad yg pux. Kshn deh loe.
Cri2x : sllu klhtn brapi2, brnfsu, klw knln lgsg nwrhn tngn bskx lgsg ngajak married. Kta2 prtm swkt knln : "hi, knlin nma gw ....., married yuk !!!"
Courtesy_Berbagai Sumber
Jomblo yg 1 ini murni blm prnh pcrn, blm mgerti ttg cnta, fkus pkrnx hax bljr & blm prnh nksir cpa2.
Ciri2x : kcmta tbal, pnmpilan tdk trjga, fashion brntkn, & srg klhtn korek upil d dpn umum.
# Jomblo Sniper
Jomblo yg ini blm prnh pcrm ttpi sdh ad yg sjk lma d tksirx hanya sj blm brni nmbak smpy skrg.
Ciri2x : srg tdk klhn d t4 umm krn krg PD & nyali, srg mgkal d t42 spi,kdg mmbw trpg utk mengintai & trlht mmbw byk krt glang utk nmbak cicak d dndg.
# Jomblo Negatif
Yg 1 ni bru jd jmblo stlh d pct (dbca : d tgl/d ptsin) o/ pcrx & brda dlm suasna sdh, desprated, dkcwkn, tdk bs trma knytaan & mmbnci yg nmx cnta.
Cri2x : gmpg srik, srg ksel, bad mood, emosional & mmbnci film2 b.bau rmntis. So bgi xg lg msra2x mhon hndari jomblo yg 1 ni palg yg sbet mntan pcrx. VERY DANGEROUS !!!
# Jomblo Biru
Jmblo yg 1 ni bru pts pcrn scra rsmi (sma2 mrstui) krn sdh bsan / jnuh & lg ksong.
Cri2x : wjh cria sprti nrpdna yg bru bbs, mnkmti hdup & mnmukn khdpnx kmbli, srg t.lht hangout rame2 & happy2 & byk lg. Ksmplnx MERDEKA !!!
# Jomblo Finale
Jmblo yg 1 ni sdh lg dkt2x dgn ssorg & hmpr mlps status kjmbloanx.
Cri2x : stiap hri tdk trlps dr crmin, make up, fashion update, body care, rjin2 bca zodiak, srg snym2 sndri klo lg SMS.
# Jomblo Hunter
Jmblo yg ni mnkmti khdpn jmblox & srg skali gnta gnti psgn & jmblo lg, hunting lg, jmblo lg, dst...jmblo lg.
Cri2x : pux bkt slbrti, PD abs, dya trik yg luar biasa, trlht srg TP sna sini, & mknan shri2 :add friend di efbe.
# Jomblo Impossible :
khsus cwo, yg ni brstus jmblo krna yg dtksirx adlh ssorg yg tdk mgkn d dkti lg, sprti slbrti2 (brithney, JLo, Maskot Kensington), istri ttga, pcrx konglomerat, istri smpnan bos dll.
Cri2x : sllu tmbl kren 24 jm shri 7 hri smgu, klo brbcra sprti aktor & mrsa drix Tom Cruise.
# Jomblo Forever
khusus cwek, yg ni brsttus jmblo krn mngu & brhrp bsa mnkhi pria idmn sprti : Andy Lau, Jang Dong Gun, Brad Pitt.
Cri2x : trlht mnmpl fto, pster idolax dmna2, d kmr tdur, kmr mndi, bku tlis, wallpaper hp & dlm dmptx. Dlm doax : jdiknlh aq cndrela & Jang Dong Gun pgernx.
# Jomblo Error
Jmblo ni blm prnh bs skses pcrn krn asl nmbk ssorg ggal trus, nmbk xg lain dtlak trz & sllu nksir ssorg yg sdh ad yg pux. Kshn deh loe.
Cri2x : sllu klhtn brapi2, brnfsu, klw knln lgsg nwrhn tngn bskx lgsg ngajak married. Kta2 prtm swkt knln : "hi, knlin nma gw ....., married yuk !!!"
Courtesy_Berbagai Sumber
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